Pilot

Pilot is the 1st episode of the 1st season.

Plot

Lauren is trying to get a belly button ring, but Judy and Bill won't let her. Brian has been acting very strange since he started high school. Bill goes up to Brian room and starts playing computer games and they start talking about High School. He admits that he has a crush on a "bad" girl and that he has been helping her with her homework and school. Bill says that for him to become a member of the never touch a boobie tribe he has to be a jerk, make her think your a little dangerous and do some crazy things.

Bills neck is having problems. Judy's sister, Linda is coming over for supper with her new boyfriend, Paul. Paul is a writer, also he wrote an article about realsing your stress. He admits that him and Linda have a very honest relenship, but Judy disagres. They decide to play Truth Be Told, is when you tell your partner something you really want to say, but understanding that they will not get mad at you, but be gald you can tell the truth. Bill and Judy is not really happy with this idea. Paul says he does not like her dress and Linda hates the music he plays in the car. When it is Judys turn to be honest with Bill, She says that she hates his shirt. Bill says that he hates her haircut and he likes saying the truth because he cant get hurt. He countines saying that she is bossy and demanding and that she cant cook or sing. He also says she talks during his sports. When he is done critizing Judy his neck feels great.

That Night, Judy tells Bill that she did not like how he had to enjoy the game. Fed up with Judy, he sleeps on the couch, ending the scene.

When Judy gets home from work, Bill acts sexy and says sorry about what he did last night. The pain in his neck starts huring again. Judys says it is because he lies. Judy gets a call during there discussion from the school saying they have to see the two of them at Brians school regarding Brian.

When they get to school, the principal says that he was caught smoking, in front of a girl he was trying to impress. Brian admits that Bill told him if he did not do something dangerous he would never become a member of the ''never touch a booby tribe. ''They end up talking about old high school times in the hall way of the school.