Bill



Bill Miller is overweight and lazy parent of three. He is married to Judy a bossy, controling, and hard working woman. He likes to watch tv mostly sports. He is a big Bears fan and drinking beer. He eats ice cream, candy, meat, pasta, soda, and anything with high calories. He works as a toilet salesmen. He likes to lie to people, and is clever in an evil way. He is not very sensitive.

His parents are Al Miller and Louise Miller. Bill and Judy were both popular in high school and they never outgrew that teenage mentality. Neither one has the level of maturity to teach their kids right and wrong, often causing a role reversal between the parents and the children. Judy's sister, Linda, continuously butts heads with Bill. They got married young and have 3 children Brian, Lauren, and Tina. He does not show much interest in the children and as Judy says he is "out of the loop". He tends to play the "good cop" when parenting his kids. However, he can sometimes be overprotective with his eldest daughter, Lauren. When he gave the captain of the football team advice and the boy then asked Lauren out, Bill ruined the date. He also ruined Lauren's thirteenth birthday by telling the boy Lauren liked that she liked him. He often calls her "Pumpkin. "He likes to cook (Still Cooking). Dosnt like games or karyoke.

Fun Facts

He went to the University Of Illinois for three to six weeks.

When Bill proposed to Judy, she simply said "What the hell!" Bill forgot to shave for the wedding. To keep their love life fresh, Judy is likely to show up at Bill's job on Valentine's Day wearing nothing but a trench coat and high heels.

He was a basketball coach

He competes with the Halversons